This is no time for one of your proverbs.

Jul 30

Do Harry Potter new book clues suggest J K Rowling is writing final eighth novel? →

queermarauders:

goddamn goddamn goddamn

Jul 30

coconutmilk83:

Into The Woods | 2014 ()

Jul 30
redribbonpresents:

Wait which one is Maple?????

redribbonpresents:

Wait which one is Maple?????

Jul 30

jamespmberry:

isagrimorie:

thatfrenchman:

Horns - trailer

So everyone has seen this Horns trailer that was posted over the weekend, right? I’ll be damned if post-Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe with an American accent is… kind of a badass? 

OMG. Daniel Radcliffe with an American accent.

And scruffy.

YAAAAASSSSS

Jul 30
astudyinawesome:

I’m crying
Jul 30

monobeartheater:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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i didnt know the beatles could become so many words

Jul 30
askthewizardpi:

i-am-not-a-planet  Should you really be selling puppies?

askthewizardpi:

i-am-not-a-planet  Should you really be selling puppies?

Jul 30

factota:

fuck

Jul 30
Jul 30

quote

Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

the greatest thing i have ever read

(via derikisu)

Jul 29
Jul 29

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

Jul 29
djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

Jul 29
Jul 29

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect